So, are you voting today? In the primary election? You know, the one that isn't important because we got the good stuff out of the way back in February?

I wasn't really planning on voting, because what's the point? There's nothing interesting on the ballot. Just those near-incomprehensible eminent domain initiatives, a few unchallenged legislative and Assembly contests, and a yawn-o-rama county supervisor race. Who cares? Not me!

Something really incredible would have to happen to get me in that voting booth today. Like, a sign from above. Or a sign from Justin Timberlake. Perhaps he'd remix his hit song "My Love" to include the following stanza:

I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand.
But only if you vote June 3rd
A girl with interest in politics is preferred.

Short of something really incredible like that, I just couldn't see myself caring about anything on the ballot. Until yesterday, when ...

SOMETHING REALLY INCREDIBLE HAPPENED!