April fool! I'm totally NOT really excited about the state of the U.S. economy. Fooled you!

But you know what I AM really excited about? April Fool's Day!

And I thought of a really good prank, too: Bake a batch of cupcakes and bring them into work for everyone to eat. Only make the cupcakes taste like poop! Could you imagine the looks on people's faces as they bit into an artfully frosted and sprinkled cupcake THAT TASTED LIKE POOP?!

Of course, I wouldn't use real poop. That's gross. I'd use artificial poop flavoring or something. Surely they make that. I mean, I can't be the first person in the world to think of poop-flavored cupcakes. That's comedy gold! If gold were brown and smelly.