So I was totally going to confiscate Chrissy's identity in this grand, nefarious plan, by posting a photo of her on my ID in place of the low-budget Darth Vader mask, but the only picture I had was on my cell phone from this one time I tricked her into letting me take her picture by convincing her I was testing out the new camera function.

Rewind to sometime in April 2006:

Me: "Hey, let me take your picture."

Chrissy: "Why do you want to take my picture?"

Me: "Because I just got this new phone, and I want to see how it works."

Chrissy: "Take a picture of Andy."

Me: "No, I have to take a picture of you so it matches with your number when you call me."