OK, so I know I’m a few years late with this one, but ...

How funny is “Arrested Development”?!?!

You got that nervous-nelly Buster with a hook for a hand and “never-nude” Tobias leaving blue handprints everywhere and self-absorbed Lindsay with her “slut” shirt and George-Michael at the banana stand and his cuz-sin Maebe shouting “Marry me!” and Gob doing magic tricks to “The Final Countdown” and how cute is Jason Bateman? It’s, like, the best show ever made! Well, maybe the second best show ever made.

Cherry pie is my favorite!

Pie, I mean. It's my favorite pie. It's not my favorite song, exactly, although it is a good one, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't get stuck in my head whenever I eat cherry pie.

It's definitely my favorite pie, though. I like it a lot.

But the thing about pie is, it's not the most convenient dessert for single girls who have no roommates. (Note to stalkers: No roommates, but lots of GUNS!!)