In the town where I was born
Lived the infamous LOCSD
And they told us many lies
In the land of sewer submarines

And they sued everyone under the sun
As they tried to find a sea of green
And they lived beneath the waves
In their sewer submarine

They all live in a sewer submarine,
Sewer submarine, sewer submarine
They all live in a sewer submarine,
Sewer submarine, sewer submarine

An the Fecal's are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

Full speed ahead,Fecal's, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, Tacky
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, Al, fire!
Captin! Captin!)

They all live in their sewer submarine,
Sewer submarine, sewer submarine
They all live in a sewer submarine,
Sewer submarine, sewer submarine
And they live life of ease
A life of sewerless bankruptcy
Sky of blue and sea of green
Intheir sewer submarine.

They all live in their sewer submarine,
Sewer submarine, sewer submarine
They all l live in a sewer submarine,
Sewer submarine, sewer submarine