Blogging Tips
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- Submitted by Fiddlesticks on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 4:25pm.
Boy, do I love blogging. Yep ... I'm one hardcore blogger. I'm not, actually. I know you're shocked, after seeing the amazing skill of this post. So... any tips?
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Come on, fiddlesticks! I know you have some opinions in there. Let 'em out!
Pick something you are passionate about and bore the tears out of the rest of us....
:-)
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Having been a world renowned blogger for a full 2 months now, I feel I am qualified to impart some words of wisdom.
- Proof-reading is for suckers, have someone else do it.
- If you think something is funny, write about it. It doesn't matter if no one else thinks it is funny, they don't have to read it.
- Post updates about your inflatable Spider-Man whenever possible. Honestly, everyone wants to hear about him.
- If you can't think of anything to write about, just write nonsense about whatever has appeared on your desk that day. Quantity is way more important than quality.
- If the power goes out, volunteer for some inane, thankless task. Everyone else will just be standing around doing nothing, so you'll look like a hero. Then you can blog about how great you are.
There you are, my top tips for blogging. Follow those and you can't go wrong.
Happy blogging.

chrissy said,
Tue, 01/29/2008 - 6:09pm - login or register to post comments | email this comment
Yes — write about funny stuff. People like funny. Here are some funny things for you to consider blogging about:
• rubber chickens
• silly hats
• people falling down
• those glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached
• Andy's Gardasil headline
• Joe's face