So I was totally going to confiscate Chrissy's identity in this grand, nefarious plan, by posting a photo of her on my ID in place of the low-budget Darth Vader mask, but the only picture I had was on my cell phone from this one time I tricked her into letting me take her picture by convincing her I was testing out the new camera function.

Rewind to sometime in April 2006:

Me: "Hey, let me take your picture."

Chrissy: "Why do you want to take my picture?"

Me: "Because I just got this new phone, and I want to see how it works."

Chrissy: "Take a picture of Andy."

Me: "No, I have to take a picture of you so it matches with your number when you call me."

Okay, so after an inspirational chat with Chrissy regarding her now semi-regular "what I'm excited about today" blog, I've come up with a similar subject for one of my own, except that it's not stuff I'm excited about.

This is about crap that pisses me off.

In order for me to be motivated enough to write something, I've gotta have a little passion. And the best way to do that is to get really irritated, upon which point I can try to change the world for the better, which is more than I can say for the rest of you, who are too busy choosing which Starbucks drink to waste your money on today, but that's for another, future blog.