Life will change abruptly at midnight November 4th. Some self possessed deep throat on CNN or Messy NBC will declare that "The Obama" has either won the presidency or that "The Obama" numbers were so compelling that Mr. McCain, avoiding the word "President," must invite "The Obama" to form a Co-Consulship.

"The Obama" will nod majestically and graciously decline, indicating that he prefers to await the U.N's naming of the Bi-Continental Emperor. His performance in the final U.S. election under the United States Constitution of 1789 positions him strategically to overcome the only viable candidate, Venezuela's Hugo Chavez.