INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applica tions, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and

There is a person on these pages who calls himself LoKahuna and really believes he is.

His rightful name should be NuiLolo or MokeLolo-Talk Stink. Another choice should be NuiAkua but, since "Akua" is a word with many meanings it should be taken for the meaning "Devil" not the more flattering meaning that LoKahuna assumes himself to be.

LOVE THOSE AMISH:

> An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his
> hand.
>
> The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
> gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have [crapped]
> in
> it.'
>
> The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
> Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'